"So what does Zaadz actually DO?"

"What does Zaadz do? Well, we've been working on growing our essential foundation: we're a social networking site with a purpose. Zaadz is, at the core, a community of individuals committed to the idea of changing the world by being the change. We've already got an amazing - and growing! - crowd of impassioned people who are clear about their values and their dedication to positive development -- on both the personal and planetary level.

"Our site is currently invite onlly, but partnerships are an ongoing part of our business model. We provide discussion forums and the space for a semi-permeable online community for those organizations who resonate with our purpose. From WIE Magazine to individuals such as Bishop Spong and conferences and movements like Peace through Commerce, we offer both a targeted wealth of interested individuals and tools that encourage the connection of their existing members.

"We're just about to move into our next phase, that of serving small businesses and socially conscious entrepreneurs. We'll be launching our zPro tools shortly. Imagine you're a massage therapist, a life coach, a personal trainer, or acupuncturist. What if you could manage your clients, scheduling, and payments online? Instead of having someone call you to arrange an appointment, they could check your availability on your site, coordinate when they'd like to come in, and pay up front. We'll offer customizable pages, newsletters and other tools, and, perhaps best of all, visibility. Zaadz is already ranked in the top 10,000 sites (approaching the top 5,000) on Alexa, and we plan to be THE go-to page for conscious consumers. Small businesses that join us don't need to fight for recognition; all that's needed is for their clients to find Zaadz, and do a local search. We're also in the process of teaming up with various certification and educational organizations, so that massage schools can make sure their new graduates can easily step into the world of online marketing. And we'll be doing event registration and processing as well . . . after all, our user base is nothing if not an event administrator's dream.

"Of course, this is just the beginning. Our goal is to be THE most trusted and impactful company in the world, and will be expanding into the 'real world' before too long. As soon as 2008, you'll be able to visit the first Zaadz Oasis, a sweet blend of yoga studio and spa, with a cafe offering organic foods and probiotic drinks. (WiFi enabled, of course, so that you work-from-home types will have a Starbucks alternative . . . and if you're feeling too stressed, just schedule a chair massage .  . )  Zaadz Resorts will help you unwind, Zaadz publishing will help you grow, and from there . . . well, you've probably got a taste of where we're headed."

Or something like that.